How to assassinate a guinea pig?

The major concern of guinea pig assassination is not the guinea pig itself but its owner. There are a million ways to kill a guinea pig but the difficulty is not raise the suspicion of the owner.

One of the best ways for guinea pig assassination is alcohol poisoning. Simply add sake (Japanese rice wine) or colorless alcohol into the drinking bottle of targeted guinea pigs, and you are done. You do not need to add pure sake as the smell is too strong, just mixed it with water so the overall alcohol percentage is above 5% (the stronger the better, but also the smell, so you have to adjust between the concentration and the smell).

Since water bottle is the only source of water for caged guinea pigs, they will eventually consume the “alcohol mixture.” Once the guinea pigs drink enough of the mixture over a period of time, they will suffer diarrheic symptoms and eventually die. It will look like contagious food poisoning, and no veterinarian doctor can know the cause unless they test the blood sample for alcohol level, which is very unlikely.